here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.
He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).
I think I may be gayer than originally planned
if your BAC is over 0.6% you die
No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”
That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.
Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I AM DEAD
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?